Product Review: Kurvana ASCND Pink Sherbet Cart

About Kurvana

Kurvana brings new level of professionalism and transparency to the vape industry space which so sorely needs it. Thru creative engineering and a focus on science, Kurvana exceeds industry standards on what constitutes an acceptable product. With metrics above and beyond what’s required, Kurvana seeks solely to provide the cleanest, safest, and purest vapes on the market today. If you’re just joining us since recreational legalization, you don’t know how deeply sus the licensed market used to be. Reliable, standardized dosing was nearly unheard of and it could be damn near impossible to find any valuable information on the product’s process or ingredients.

Founded in 2014, Kurvana’s sole aim is to bring transparency and purity into the cannabis space. With a team of Ph.D. scientists and trained engineers, Kurvana works tirelessly to bolster the highest potential for full-spectrum products. Kurvana uses a proprietary extraction process to maximize and preserve the unique phytochemical fingerprint of each cannabis flower. This is not one of those brands that just slap a cute name on whatever the fuck distillate-Kurvana honors the inherent perfection of nature by faithfully replicating each plant’s magical DNA blueprint.

Kurvana uses only high-quality, organically grown, raw flower from trusted, respected sources to make their oil. There are no additional additives in the final product- every terpene is straight from the source. Kurvana maintains its own state-of-the-art analytical testing lab to measure the level of pesticides present in the final product down to the parts per trillion. This information is shared on the box alongside the potency statistics and provides an awesome level of confidence knowing that what you’re about to consume is free of additives, pesticides, and solvents.

Highlights

The ASCND line is the latest in Kurvana’s obsession with raising the bar on quality and reliability. Kurvana’s propriety extraction process delivers true-to-strain flavor with over 95% cannabinoid potency. Full-spectrum, single-origin extracts preserve crucial bioactive terpenes and flavinoids to provide a natural weedy flavor uninterrupted by artificial additives. Each ASCND product makes good on its name with an advanced interrogation into how high modern technology can take us with the Earth as its anchor. Mother Nature gave us the goods and now it’s up to us to see how faithfully we can honor it.

Kurvana’s ASCND is available in 15 striking strains, including Cactus Cooler, Cosmic Glue, High Fashion, and Earth OG which absolutely blew me away in its all-in-one format. It still stands as the single greatest disposable I have ever tried and in sharing it with chronically ill friends they’ve found it particularly healing as well. It is truly remarkable to see cannabis move closer and closer to medical-grade quality and it feels great to have such confidence in a product.

Promising the cleanest, purest, and most natural products are (rightfully) major buzzwords in marketing today, especially in Los Angeles. In the cannabis space, these claims take on an added weight as flower moves closer and closer to mainstream acceptance as an alternative to traditional for-profit medicine. Because it is so mind-bogglingly beautiful that this plant just exists and just so happens to make our experience so much better and so much more rich-we have a duty to hold these companies to their word when they claim that they’ve preserved and honored that beauty.