It’s easy to figure out how to wash a plate or a cup. It’s easy to figure out how to wash your hair. But what in the world do you do with bong? Bongs come in complicated shapes and have tons of tiny pieces, and they all seem to get filthy so fast. If you’ve never cleaned a bong before, you might not even know where to start. There isn’t always an obvious answer.
Keeping your bong clean is important, and there’s more than one right way to do that. Plain old soap and water will get the job done if you’re willing to be patient and thorough.
Why do bongs get dirty so fast?
Smoking cannabis is messy business. Even though you don’t see it, your bud is full of natural waxes and fatty acids. You burn your weed down to ash, which combines with the fats and waxes to make a tar-like resin that sticks to everything it touches. It’s most noticeable after you’ve used the bong a dozen times, but it starts happening with the very first hit you take on a brand new bong.
This means that not only is your bong getting dirty fast, but it’s getting dirty much faster than you realize. It just takes a while for you to be able to see what’s been slowly accumulating with each use.
Why is it important to clean a bong?
When your bong gets dirty, the bowl and the downstem get clogged up. You can’t pull up a hit. If you use a half measure to clean them, you’re impacting all of the resin until cleaning your bong becomes almost impossible.
If your bong has multiple chambers or a percolator, that’s also going to collect the same resin. If you don’t clean your bong often enough, it might escalate to the point where it feels more worthwhile to throw it out and buy a new one.
Outside of practicality, there are also some health risks of using a dirty bong. Bacteria, dirt, and dust stick to the resin. Residual moisture can cause mold to form inside of your bong. These are all things you don’t want to be breathing in.
How often should I clean my bong?
You don’t necessarily have to clean your bong every time you use it. It’s a bit of a hassle that many people would rather not put themselves through.
If you use your bong on a daily basis, you should change the water on a daily basis. In fact, you should change the water every time you use it, even if you’re using it three times a day. You should, at minimum, clean your bong three times a week to prevent buildup from accumulating.
You should also clean your bong before switching strains. You don’t want the skunky flavor of your favorite indica to mix with the lemony flavor of your favorite sativa haze.
If you are an infrequent smoker, you should clean your bong every time you use it. Never put it away dirty. Storing a moist bong in a dark cabinet is a recipe for disaster. Mold can begin to form very quickly, and when it does, it might feel a little dangerous to reuse your bong. You can’t fully disassemble it to remove all of the mold, so you’ll never know if it’s truly gone. Putting your bong away fully clean and fully dry is always the best bet.
Can I put my bong in the dishwasher?
If you have a bong made of anything other than glass, don’t put it in the dishwasher. Plastic doesn’t respond well to the heat and pressure of the water jets. Chances are high that your bong will warp and crack.
If you have a thick, high-quality glass bong, you probably shouldn’t put it in the dishwasher. But you totally can. It’s always better to wash your bong by hand to avoid the risk of shattering delicate glass and to assure the bong is thoroughly clean.
If you have a simple, sturdy glass bong, you can take a few shortcuts. Put some bong cleaning solution (which is a real thing you can buy) in your bong with some warm water. Cover the openings and shake it up. Let the solution sit for a few minutes. Then, turn your bong upside down and put it in the dishwasher.
If you have any concerns about the glass, design, or general fragility of the bong, don’t take the risk. It’s better to spend ten minutes thoroughly cleaning it by hand than it is to replace it due to a dishwasher mishap. The dishwasher method is totally at your own risk.